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Thursday, August 29, 2013

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“How did I get into Bail Bonds?”

I was married to an LA County Deputy Sheriff. After asking me for divorce, he lied and on June 13, 2008 sent ME to jail for something I didn’t do! A year later, I became a bail agent and now I bail people out of jail. OH THE IRONY!

I understand how difficult, confusing and embarrassing it is having a loved one, a family member or a friend in jail. I should know; since I myself was taken into custody, falsely accused of Domestic Violence by my own husband of more than 13 years. I got to experience on my own, the uncertainly, fear and humiliation of being in county jail.

The criminal case against me was never filed by the Riverside District Attorney’s Office due to “LACK OF EVIDENCE”. A few months after my release date, I began working for a bail bond company; and on September 11, 2009, I became a licensed Bail Agent in the State of California.

It is my pleasure to help you through this tough time by explaining to you every step of the bail process. I understand that anyone can be taken into custody at any time; therefore, I am committed to you to be dependable, reliable and trustworthy. I pride myself on treating every single one of my clients with dignity, respect and professionalism. To be able to assist you better, I am willing to travel anywhere, anytime to a location that is convenient for you, to provide you with a flexible and confidential service.

Sincerely,

Nancy Tiscareno
“Super Bond Girl”


Monday, August 26, 2013

I AM A "SURVIVOR"


Now that you're out of my life
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without you
But I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without you
But I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without you
Now I'm wiser
Though that I'd be helpless without you
But I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without you
Sold 9 million

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

Thought I couldn't breathe without
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't see without you
"Perfect vision"
You thought I couldn't last without you
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without you
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without you
But I'm on top
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop!!!
Thought that I would self destruct
But I'm still here
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be here

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm wishin' you the best
Pray that you are blessed
Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you on the radio
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon lie on you and your family
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon hate on you in the magazines
('m better than that)
I'm not gon compromise my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet
Cause my mama taught me better than that <--But, I NEVER listen to my mama! ;-)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

(Beyonce)
Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the darkness and sadness
Soon comes happiness
If I surround my self with positive things
I'll gain prosperity

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)



Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Toll Free: (855) 737 - 2245

Please visit my website: www.superbondgirl.com

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Things That Make You Go, Hmmm?... (Part Two)



In my previous blog, I spoke about how awesome I am at finding shit out! Hahahahahaha!!! OK! Fine! I spoke about how the Deputies at the LA County Jail are referring bail bond leads “directly” to the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds. (This is an illegal practice, but apparently nobody gives a shit!). According to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility’s Watch commander at the time, Lieutenant Bobo, “his” deputies were not involved in passing bail leads to the bail bond company. Instead, the Watch Commander blamed a “trustee” (an inmate who works either cleaning, cooking, mopping, etc., while he serves his sentence in county jail) for changing the LAPD telephone number for the Bail Hotline’s number at the TTCF bail bond information booth. I love how according to the lieutenant, “his” deputies are so “stupid” and the inmates are so “smart”. If you live in Los Angeles County, I feel sorry for you because you’re paying taxes so these stupid deputies can have a salary. “Alrighty then!”


For those of us who are agents and work in the “Bail Bond industry” I guess it’s no surprise that the Bail Hotline is involved in illegal acts and are now rolling with the pigs. After all, the Bail Hotline has the worse reputation in the business, not to mention that they are constantly being investigated by the California Department of Insurance for having their bail agents soliciting bail illegally inside the local jails. Last year, the District Attorney’s Office in Riverside County raided the Bail Hotline corporate office. I don’t know about you, but if the DA’s office is executing search warrants in a business, I’m sure is because there’s some kind of illegal activity going on… http://www.pe.com/local-news/riverside-county/riverside/riverside-headlines-index/20120207-region-bail-bond-firms-riv-co-offices-searched.ece



Now, what does that have to do with “me”? Well, I’m currently going through “Child Support/Spousal Support Modification” in family court with my ex-husband Javier.  Let me just remind you that my ex-husband Javier Tiscareno is a “deputy” for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department; and, he works at the “Twin Towers Correctional Facility”. So, on Friday July 19th, 2013 (during court) I was shocked to find out that the “Bail Hotline Bail Bonds” is on Javier’s witness list! Too much of a “coincidence”???!!! …

Oh my goodness! Have I found information I was not supposed to know? What does the “Bail Hotline Bail Bonds” have to do with “my” divorce?! How’s the Bail Hotline going to benefit from getting involved in “my” life? Unless, they would benefit from “something” Javier will do; or he is already doing for the Bail Hotline. He works at the Twin Towers Jail, right? Why is Javier associating himself with the bail bond company with the worse reputation in California? After all, Javier is a crook and a liar and I don’t have a problem writing about it or telling him that to his face!


Javier is claiming that I’m harassing him with my blog; well, I don’t tell him to come and read it! He does that on “his” own! I don’t call him or text him, nor notify him about my new postings. I don’t communicate with him unless we’re talking about our kids! My blog is “my” way to express myself and to tell the whole world about the things I’ve gone through either in my business or personal life. I don’t make shit up! It’s not my fault that Javier chose to be the “Bad Guy” of my story! (Can someone please hand him a Kleenex?) I personally think that he needs to grow a brand new set of “balls”; but, that’s just my opinion. I speak the truth and the truth doesn’t physically hurt people, but it sure pisses them off! And Javier is pissed!!! But, that’s not my fault! Javier made his bed, and now he’s lying in it. It’s just the way Karma works…

I don’t get involved in other people’s lives because it’s none of my business what other people do! Unless they get involved in “MY” life; that’s when they will get a reaction from me, of course! The Bail Hotline Bail Bonds is owned by the McGuire Brothers or as I call them: “The Frog Faces Brothers minus One”. A representative from the Bail Hotline is supposed to come and testify at the “Tiscareno vs. Tiscareno Trial” (Javier and my trial) in October about the extent of reasonable pay scale for an individual in the Bail Bond Industry. So, all of the sudden the Bail Hotline is a “legitimate” source? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! Of course they would come to say whatever Javier wants them to… It must be nice to have deputies “inside” the LA county jail pass bail leads “directly” to you! If I had at least “one” deputy passing bail leads to me, I’ll be rolling in dough! But, I don’t even talk to those assholes, so there goes that! My conscious is clean! I’ve work as hard as I can; and, I haven’t had to “suck anybody’s balls” to be able to write bail or to make money.

For those of us in the bail industry, we know that “it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there”. Anyone in this industry is ready to backstab each other at any moment. But, how are we supposed to make money when the deputies are the ones backstabbing us by referring bail to one Bail Bond Company? Not to mention, that it is illegal! It looks like some dogs are now rolling in the mud with the pigs. Very interesting!

What’s going to happen at my Tiscareno trial in October? I honestly don’t know?! But, I’m very intrigued to see who’s going to testify from the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds on my ex-husband behalf…

Things That Make You Go, Hmmm?

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Toll Free (855) 737-2245

Please visit: www.superbondgirl.com

Friday, August 2, 2013

Things That Make You Go, Hmmm?... (Part One)

On December 1, 2011, around 3:30pm; I received a called from an attorney in Glendale, CA; asking me to look for a woman who had been detained the night before by the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) during the "Occupy LA movement". The woman didn’t give her name, so she was booked in as "Jane Doe" and because of that, her family was not able to locate her. I told the attorney that I was going to do my best to find her. Oh, I found her!!! But, I wasn’t ready for what I discovered in the process…

The attorney gave me the woman’s name and date of birth. I then, went to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department (LASD) website and checked on the inmate information page. The woman’s name came out, but there was no location where she was being held. So, I called the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department (LASD) "bail bond" information line at: (213) 473-6075/ (213) 473-6077 (The bail bond information booth is located at Twin Towers Correctional Facility/Inmate Reception Center); and a female deputy answered my call. I remember that she identified herself as "Deputy" (whatever her last name was!) but, I didn’t pay attention to her last name at the time, because quite honestly, I don’t give a shit about the LASD assholes! Every time I call a jail for bail bond information, is to get "my people" out as soon as possible! And that’s it!

The female deputy was very nice to me and tried to help me figure out what happened to my "Jane Doe" client. The female deputy then said, "I can’t find any information about Jane Doe in our system, I’m going to give you the ‘LAPD’ inmate information number (888) 497-2673". I thought to myself, Wow! This deputy was really nice and helpful! So, I thanked her and I hung up.

I then called (888) 497-2673, I identified myself as a bail bond agent and a very nice Hispanic guy (he had an accent, that’s how I know…) answered the phone by saying, "Inmate Information Center, this is Hector, how can I help you?" At this point, I’m thinking I’m calling the LAPD, right? After all, it was a "female deputy" at the "Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department" (TTCF/IRC) "the one" who gave me the "supposedly" ‘LAPD inmate information number’.

So, I talked to Hector and told him my situation; that I was looking for a woman who had been picked up by the LAPD the night before. But, I wasn’t able to find her and that I had already called the LASD, but they didn’t know where she was either. Hector was so nice to me. In fact, I thought to myself, "Wow! The LAPD is finally hiring great customer service people!" I gave Hector, my client’s name, her date of birth and I told him that an attorney was looking for her. Hector told me that he was going to look for my ‘Jane Doe’ and to give him my number, so he can call me back. And so I did. (Keep in mind that at this point, I’m under the impression that I’m dealing with someone who works for the LAPD!).

Hours went by, and I didn’t hear anything from the nice guy "Hector at the LAPD"; so, I called him back at the same phone number (888) 497-2673 and Hector answered the phone again! But, this time Hector "actually" paid attention when I identified myself as a "bail bonds agent" and he said to me, "This is a bail bonds company. You’re calling the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds". (Oooooohhh shit!!!!!!!!) I think I was speechless for a few seconds! I told Hector, thank you and I hung up!

I was working from home and I was sitting in front of my computer when this happened! So, I stood up and began screaming, "What the fuck?!?! The ‘deputies’ at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility are passing bail to the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??????!!! Are you fucking serious?!!!" Uuughh! I was so pissed off!

I don’t trust anyone at the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department! After all, those are the same assholes, who basically told me to go "fuck myself" when I tried to file a complaint against my ex-husband Javier Tiscareno ( who is a LASD deputy and works at Twin Towers Correctional Facility) for lying, when he hit himself on the neck; and then accused "me" of domestic violence back in 2008. I have no respect for anyone wearing the LASD uniform! It’s a personal issue between me and the LASD! But now, the LASD has gone to a whole new level! They’re not just "fucking me over" they are "fucking over" every single licensed bail agent in the state of California who does not work for the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds... How you like them apples?!!!

Bad things happen to all of us! But, I always tell people, "What are you going to do about it? Are you going to sit down on the couch and complain? Or are you going to take action and do something?!!!" I’m the kind of person who takes action and quite honestly; the older I get, the less I give a shit about what people think or say about me! I’m "balls out" on everything that I do! So, this situation was not going to be an exception!

I called my friend Andrew, who owns a bail bond company in Riverside, CA and I told him what had happen. Andrew said to me, "Oh my God, Nancy! We have to do something! Otherwise, we would all be out of business soon!" (Ah! No shit!) I was furious! So, Andrew suggested I get in contact with the Department of Insurance. I know the California Department of Insurance is overwhelmed and they take forever to take action! I understand it’s a process. But, this situation needed to be addressed immediately!!!!

I began to tell myself the same thing I tell people, "Bad things happened to all of us; but, what ‘am I’ going to do about it?" I began to think and then realized that the only way for me, to take care of this problem, was to go directly to the main source: the LA County Sheriff’s Department!

When I was married to Javier, he gave me a phone number where I could call him at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, and that number has been on my cell phone for years now. (I’m sure no other bail bonds agent has that number; unless, he or she is also married to a Deputy Sheriff’s who works at the Twin Towers jail). I don’t know how the jails are being run; but, when I was an inmate at the Riverside County Jail in 2008. The jailer processing my fingerprints, called her "Watch Commander" (who was the lieutenant on watch) and he was the one who decided where to house me. The lieutenant was the main boss! So, I figured the LA county jails are run the same way as the Riverside County. So instead of calling and talking to any deputy at the jail, I knew that I had to talk to the Watch Commander at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility. (See? That’s an advantage I have over other bail bond agents. I was married to a deputy and I was also an inmate).

I called the TTCF and I asked who the watch commander was. The deputy who answered the phone told me that "Lieutenant Bobo" was on watch. I asked to speak to him and I was transferred. Lieutenant Bobo got on the phone, I introduced myself and then I began to explain to him that his deputies were passing bail to my competition and that that is illegal! Lieutenant Bobo got defensive and told me, "I don’t know what you are talking about! I’ll have one of my deputies check and call you back". Of course he didn’t know what I was talking about! He’s the boss at the jail and he doesn’t know what’s going on! (You know I rolled my eyes when I heard Lieutenant Bobo say that! What a joke!).

I was not going to stop there! So, I decided to call the bail bond information booth again, to try to speak to a supervisor or somebody there who "actually" knew what was going on at the jail because obviously the Lieutenant didn’t know "squat"!!!

It was around 7pm when I got through to the bail bond information booth. This time, I paid attention to the deputy who answered the phone. He said that his name was, "Deputy Vazquez" so, I introduced myself, but this time, I told Deputy Vazquez my last name very slowly… "Hi! My name is Nancy Tiiiiisssssccccaaarrrreeeennnoooo, I’m a bail bonds agent, perhaps you’ve heard about me?" Deputy Vazquez began stuttering a little bit. And by him doing so, I knew then, that Deputy Vazquez knew exactly who he was talking to! I began to explain to him the reason of my call and that a few hours earlier, a female deputy had given "me" (a bail bond agent) a telephone number to call for inmate information at the LAPD, but it turned out to be the number for the Bail Hotline Bail Bonds.

I told Deputy Vazquez, "I know that female deputy is sitting right there! I know you can see her, right now! I didn’t paid attention to her last name when I spoke to her at 3:30pm; but, I know she’s still on shift! I know you guys’s schedule! 2pm-10pm, 10pm-6am and 6am-2pm! (I know their schedule because once again, I was married to Javier, who’s a deputy at that same jail) When I called for my client’s bail information it was around 3:30pm! That means that female deputy is there right now!!!"

Deputy Vazquez didn’t want to give me too much information, of course. He said he couldn’t tell me if she was there or not. I was getting irritated with this dude, so I told him, "Look dude, you guys are passing bail to the Bail Hotline and that’s illegal!" Deputy Vazquez said, "Yes Nancy! It’s illegal!" I told him, "So, what the fuck are you guys doing?!?! I already spoke to Lieutenant Bobo about this!!!" Vazquez was shocked when I dropped the Bobo last name! "You spoke to Bobo?" he asked. (See? This is where I’m way ahead of all these assholes!) "Yes, I did! He’s going to call me back!" I said. I didn’t tell Vazquez that Bobo didn’t know squat! And I made it sound as Lieutenant Bobo was on it! :-P

Vazquez began to speak to me in "Spanglish" (half Spanish/half English) and he was talking to me as if we have been friends for a very long time or we had been beer buddies or something… Deputy Vazquez then said that he was going to talk to Lieutenant Bobo immediately and to give him my cell phone number, so he can call me back.

Within 15 minutes, Lieutenant Bobo himself (not one of "his" deputies) was calling me at my cell phone and said to me, "Ms. Tiscareno, I would like to apologize for the misunderstanding at the bail bond information booth". (I was like, what misunderstanding? It’s pretty clear what the deputies are doing!) "I assured you, that none of my deputies are involved!" (This guy is funny!) "It was a ‘trustee’" (trustee is an inmate who’s willing to work at the jail. Cleaning, mopping, preparing food, etc.) "The one who placed the toll free number for the bail hotline next to the LAPD on our board; but, I already corrected the problem and it won’t happened again". (Well, at least Lieutenant Bobo did something…). I thanked Lieutenant Bobo for his efforts and that was the end of that.

Now, what do I think about all of this? Of course the deputies are passing bail! Duh?! Lieutenant Bobo has since retired. What makes you think that the toll free number is not back on the board? How many bail bond leads had been forward "directly" to the bail hotline from the LA county jail? If you’re a bail bonds agent, the question is, how much money do you think you’ve lost, due to what the deputies are doing? Like I said before, "What are you going to do about it? Are you going to sit on the couch and complain? Or are you going to take action and do something?"

I always look for innovated ways to market myself and this is not going to be an exception! And just as my "wonderful" ex-husband Javier Tiscareno, told me when we were getting divorce, "You have tits and ass, I’m sure you can figured something out" Well, here are my "tits" and a couple of fingers, motherfuckers!!!



To Be Continued...

  
I would like to thank my friend Rick Munoz for the wonderful body painting. You can check out his amazing work here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/rick.munoz.378

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl


Toll Free (855) 737-2245


Please visit: www.superbondgirl.com